Day Trader’s Weekend Aftermarket Lounge 21-23 Jun 2019, page-77

The TB Chronicles

When TB(@taughtbuffet) was 5 years old Dad #7 said "He's not very smart but he sure can eat a lot."

As he was growing up a lot of people in his hometown commented on his sporting prowess and thought he might go

on to have a career at a professional level. It is written in his home town's folklore that one day, playing fast on the lead

from full forward for his local school's grade 7 side, he kicked 21 goals and 6 points. That was more then twice the opposition's

entire score.

He was 17 at the time.

The only thing that went wrong all day was that he got into the clubhouse kitchen and ate everyone's lunch for his morning tea.

But everyone forgave him because he was a hungry growing lad and he "didn't understand.'

Later that same day, on the way home from kicking 21 goals at football, his Mum stopped the car so he could chase a wild pig

thru the forest.

All in all it was a perfect day.