Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends. It's the...

Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends. It's the swingingest little after-party in town (on a wet Tuesday night). We've got Patterns. We've got Ravgnome. We'll have a market report as soon as I stop dribbling on and fix the final numbers. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll scroll on to something better.

Market report to follow shortly.