Thank you afternoon crew.
Tonight's birthday drinks are for Pretty Boy Floyd, legend of the Great Depression who endeared himself to the American public by burning mortgage documents during bank robberies, freeing many from debt. The authorities took a less favourable view. The "Robin Hood of the Cookson Hills" was gunned down by the FBI. His funeral was attended by the largest crowd in Oklahoma history. Woody Guthrie wrote a song reflecting popular sentiment that concludes: "Some will rob you with a six-gun, and some with a fountain pen... You won't never see an outlaw drive a family from their home."
Market report to follow shortly.
