Thank you, afternoon crew.
Today we celebrate the birthday of Amazon boss Jeff Bezos. Jeff needs cheering up, due to being knocked off his perch as the richest man in the world last week by Elon Musk. I would organise a whip-round but... you know... we probably need it more than Jeff. The way my family shops, everything I earn ends up in his back pocket anyway.
Market report to follow shortly.
