day traders darling no more

DIO is in for a big consolidation
On the stockfloor she'd been the traders' darling
Fourteen-to-one, as Pedro said,
Means that she should have her head read;
She said "Hey Pedro, take a punt on the upside
She said "Hey sugar, take a punt on the upside..
And Freekid says, "Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doooooooo....."

Blingbling says that DIO has had her day
That she just can't continue to pay and pay
But she never lost her head
Even when she was in the red
She said "Hey Bling, take a punt on the upside;
She said "Hey babe, take a punt on the upside..
And Nightspore goes..."Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doooooooo....."

DIO will pluck her investors all the way
Up to and beyond TSX listing day
That is what the day traders think
And so she says with a wink:
She says "Hey trader....take a hike from the register
She said "Hey there, carpetbagger...
And Lunchalot goes "Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doooooooo....."

(Sir) Lunchalot
Scoffer Extraordinaire