Texan sheriff goes down to mexico to chase down Juanito Bandito, the baddest Bandito of all time
he goes into the local saloon and says
has anybody seen Juanito the Bandito?
the whole saloon goes deadly silent
sheriff says again,
has anybody seen Juanito the Bandito?
the whole saloon is still silent, cause everyone's scared of Juanito the Bandito
then a small voice at the back of the saloon says
si sinor, i have seen Juanito
the sheriff goes up to the man who said this and says, tell me everything you know about Juanito the bandito
the man says
Last week Juanito the Bandito walks into town and say "i'm Juanito the Bandito the baddest Bandito in all of Mexico"
and he goes up to me and says
You, drop your pants,
i say, Juanito, i not drop my pants
Juanito shows me his gun and says," now you drop your pants"
i drop my pants
Juanito says, now you sh*t
i say, i not sh*t
Juanito show me his gun and says, now you sh*t
i sh*t
Juanito says, now you eat your sh*t
i say, i not eat my sh*t
Juanito shows me his gun and says now you eat your sh*t
i eat my sh*t
Juanito he laughs so hard when i eat my sh*t that he drops his gun
so i pick up his gun and say
now Juanito, you drop your pants
Juanito says, i not drop my pants
i show him his gun and say, drop your pants
Juanito he drop his pants
i say, now Juanito you sh*t
Juanito says i not sh*t
i show him his gun and say you sh*t
Juanito he sh*t
i say now Juanito you eat your sh*t
Juanito say, i not eat my sh*t
i show him his gun, Juanito he eat his sh*t
so Sherrif, you ask if i know Juanito the Bandito?
