@speckledjim1
sorry Jim
i have officially banned myself from starting and have reported my first two posted today
anyway, go go go AKP
Friday funnies
Australia to have a new election
Australia is to have another election after the vote ended up in a draw,
in a shock announcement, Malcolm Turnbull has resigned and the Liberals have replaced him with 1970's porn star John C Holmes
and in another shock announcement, Bill Shorten has resigned and Labour have replaced him with bushranger Ned Kelly,
when ask why, both the Liberals and Labour answered, That way, whoever wins, we will be guaranteed of a "hung" parliment
