daytrade diaries... friday, page-86

Guys

This just off the newswires:

""The Center for Disease Control said the symptoms of swine flu include fever, aches, and an uncontrollable desire to roll in the mud.
The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.""

Anyone know of any shares of companies making the said ""oinkment??. They're sure to rocket on speculation alone lol