I reckon you would need a sense of humour in the mix as well....

I reckon you would need a sense of humour in the mix as well.
Some punters would be able to laugh at themselves when the rocket crashes to Earth (could be included in the graphics).
Some won't.

Most of the necessary language is already given to us in the threads. Just needs some tweaking.

Eg - SGH - "$1 billion and a room full of lawyers. What could possible go wrong?" Maybe include an appropriate chart of the SP plunge.

Hmmm, I'm going to have a chat with son #2 - he's the graphics/software guru in our household. Stay tuned for further developments