Lightening the tone a bit ;) [IMG] A doctor on his morning walk,...

Lightening the tone a bit




A  doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above.

She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your  secret?"
  
"I smoke ten cigars a day." she said,  "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart  from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food,  on weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Forty",  she replied

All the best for tomorrow