Runaway Rampers(A song about Rampers on the day-trade...

Runaway Rampers

(A song about Rampers on the day-trade forum)

Lyrics by Stockmaster & Soul Asylum

Trading Forex in the middle of the night
Shorting AUD/USD was a fright
You were there on Hot Copper just ramping
Your claims about stocks could do with some revamping

So tired that I couldn't even sleep
Open positions on my short I couldn't keep
I gave the forums of Hot Copper one more sweep
Ten more posts from you, a garbage heap!

It seems my broker can't help me now
I'm in too deep
There's no way out
This time your ramping has really led me astray

Runaway rampers always going back
To Hot Copper, their posts are always whack
Please Mods, it's enough to make me swear
Rampers be warned, you'd better take care...