Now listen here, you young whipper-snapper you (slight pause as I reach for my walking frame and after a few unsuccessful attempts, manage to lift myself into an almost vertical position).
Two things:
1 - thanks
2 - I have a proposition for you to consider which is even more challenging than the thought that old farts at 50 or 60 can learn something new.
But, it'll probably make you sick.
Can you handle that?
Seriously.
Not kidding at all now.
OK then.
If your grandparents are under the age of about 80 (I'm guessing so in your circumstances), then they are probably still having sex.
There, I said it.
You have possibly thrown up a bit into your mouth now.
Don't take my word for it, talk to people who work in nursing homes.
Us old folk can be full of surprises
