Thanks for the thumbs up on my last song on Monday - you inspired me to write more! Hope this little tune will help you trade even better, may your watchlists be all green and long live QE! ;)
Dow Jones Index Falling 10% Again
Lyrics by Usher and Pitbull
Brokers, Brokers, Brokers
SAB Miller bought Foster's & CUB, corporate acquistions just won't subside, won't won't subside Thank God the week is done, my day trading profits are on the slide, on on the slide Futures up, yeah suddenly the Dow Jones futures are up, time to place a buy order Ain't I seen this before? I think I remember from the GFC, GFC
'Cause maybe tonight, the Dow Jones Index falling 10% again Yeah, maybe tonight, the Dow Jones Index falling 10% again So sell, sell like it's the last day trade of your life, life Bear market in sight 'Cause maybe tonight, the Dow Jones Index falling 10% again
Keep selling shares like there's, no tomorrow there's just right now, now, now, now, now, now, now Lots of sellers but no buyers Merrill Lynch stock price going down, down down down, down, down, down
Futures up, when the volume drops, traders put their orders up Put your shares on the market Swear I bought this before I think I remember shorting BLY, B-BLY
'Cause maybe tonight, the Dow Jones Index falling 10% again Yeah, maybe tonight, the Dow Jones Index falling 10% again So sell, sell like it's the last day trade of your life, life Bear market in sight
'Cause maybe tonight, the Dow Jones Index falling 10% again
Brokers, don't lie Debt retrieval, or bond upheaval, defaults are evil Trade it, ABY, QBE and RIO, that's how we roll My broker's American; he never traded AIO
Forex got me richer' than a Murdoch Rupert, Lachlan, don't trade penny stock Boardroom meeting, in my new office block I bought up gold; my portfolio's overstocked
Buy Beijing's mining boom Europe's worldwide banking gloom I'm a trader, baby, but that you knew And today I'm gonna sell CDU
'Cause maybe tonight, the Dow Jones Index falling 10% again Yeah, maybe tonight, the Dow Jones Index falling 10% again So sell, sell like it's the last day trade of your life, life Bear market in sight
'Cause maybe tonight, the Dow Jones Index falling 10% again Yeah, maybe tonight, the Dow Jones Index falling 10% again So sell, sell like it's the last day trade of your life, life Bear market in sight Yeah, maybe tonight, the Dow Jones Index falling 10% again
I even drew a picture to go with it, it's on my blog if you're inclined to check it out!
