Cheers Donkey,I'll keep an eye out for the candles too. He'd...

Cheers Donkey,

I'll keep an eye out for the candles too. He'd better buy me dinner first...heh heh

Already tried squatting over a mirror with the you-tube self-diagnosis vid playing, Foilhat. Will try the direct approach though.

Andrew, guaranteed to be plenty of that sort of stuff in there. Many a shampoo bottle has disappeared in mysterious circumstances after drunken shower tumbles.

Thanks everyone; appreciate the concern/humour. I wouldn't wish Colitis on anyone. Bloody horrible and it keeps coming back at ya.

Cheers