Morning traders,
Morning thread is now open.
Fortune quotes for today. Fairly certain that the second quote was written before 9/11 but I'm sure it's in the mind set of many people who fly. It is certainly in mine.
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"I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights
instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is
standing still ..."
-- Steven Wright
... If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with
the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls
asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead ...
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
