de wostest times bin comin an gones

Yo bro bro an de sista ladymons,

Dis here poor ol' Holymagimanmon be tinkin dat de baddy windies dat bin blowin bin finisheded. Dem fore Horseymons ob de Calypsos dat ah bin seen commin bin riddin byes an dem done bin choppin de heds an loppin de ballytings, dat be fo sures.

Buts dem nows bin goin aways to de differen plaices to be doin de deth an desruction baddytings, begos dem horsietings not be likin to be standin in de ones plaices alls de times.

Sos dis here poor ol' Holymagimon be tinkin dat dis not be de bestest ob time, an dis not be de wostest ob time, buts ah be feelin dat de wostest ob time bin alreadys comes an gons.

Dem cleber ejuducted ecomicist mons be sayin dat dere be mannys baddy hoobie-joobietings dat be commin creepin ups dis years, an mabbe dem be rites begos dem alls be ejducted an cleber.

Eberybuddys be knowin dat dis here poor ol' Holymagimon nots be ejducted, hims bin to de skoolting fo de Grad Fiv an be spendin mos ob de times holdin de teacherladymons nockers standin in de corner.

Nows dis heres poor ol' Holymagimon be de smally bisnessmon, sellin de Jamaicca Numba Ones to de pipple ob de Trencytowns. An as de mista Linkonmon be sayin, ab be sellin de bestestest jamaicca numba Ones in de hole wold, an ah be voteded de Numba Ones smally bisnessmon ob de years by de pipple at de Hapoon Niteclub

Buts dis heres unejducted be feelin in de bonetings dat dis baddy tings be ober an dat de sunnyting be soons shinnin on alls de fine fuks ob dis wold. Ah be feelin dat tings be gettin betterer, an dat dem fine ejducted fuks be alls rong ones mo times. so de times be passin byes an byes, an we be seein wat dere be to be seein.

Mays de good Lod be blassin alls de bro bros an de sistaladymons, an mays de Lod be coberin yos wid de grat piss.