So you spent all morning telling us how fantastic the Bacon...

So you spent all morning telling us how fantastic the Bacon sandwich would taste and we all gave you money so we could have a slice when you got it. But it turns that not only did you not keep us updated on when you would be going to get it, but also that you didn't have enough money, the sandwich shop would not sell to you or that you never had any intention to buy the sandwich and would be keeping our money. So now we will, quite rightly, take you out back and beat the crap out of you for making us go hungry.