dear mr & mrs raffish

Dear Mr and Mrs Raffish

It is with regret that I wish to bring to your
attention a problem that seems to have arisen
with junior Raffish.
Whilst excelling in most of his subjects he seems to
have attracted an unfortunate amount of animosity
from his fellow classmates.

His determination to influence everyone he comes into contact with, regarding his opinion of his teachers overall lack of performance, poor behavior and general incompetence has reached epidemic levels and cannot be tolerated any longer.

Now I'm not saying that he isn't without some justification
in carrying on the way he does but the teachers are doing their best given their lack of training, personality disorders, complete lack of initiative, and inabilty to identify an intelligent idea when it stares them in the face.

I must conclude by advising you that, for his own safety, until young Raffish can learn to get along and stop rocking the boat he will be suspended indefinetly.

Regretfully

Mr Headmaster