dear mum letter

last one for the day

*A *mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
> was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an
> envelope propped up prominently on the pillow.
> It was addressed, 'Mum', with the worst premonition, she opened the
> envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
> Dear, Mum,
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
> with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a row with Dad and
> you.
> I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
> knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
> tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
> than I am.
> But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant.
> Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
> and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
> having many more children.
> Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
> anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the
> other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
> In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
> that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
> Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
> Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
> many grandchildren.
> Love,
> Your son,
> Nicholas.
> P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just
> wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
> report that's on my desk"
> I love you!
> Call when it is safe for me to come home
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