I know you are reading this:Back page Sir Ponto again selling...

I know you are reading this:

Back page Sir Ponto again selling the daily riches to rags punchline.

It is fun but you have as much intellect as a Barbara Cartland novel.

Keep it up Ponto - you'll need courage.

Please understand that you will get more thrown at you than you can catch if you ever direct an Australian company.

Best go to England and subscribe to the Daily Mirror while perched on the queen's throne salivating at Barbara's poodle droppings