dear technical support

Dear Technical Support,
> >
> > 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2,
> which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
> > apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
was
> > to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
> >
> > To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> > applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
> >
> > Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
> >
> > A shareware program, PartyGirl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and
left
> > a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
> > weeks.
> >
> > Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 and Girlfriend 1.2 at the
same
> > time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other,
> > they caused severe damage to my hardware.
> >
> > I then upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product soon
had
> > to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all
my
> > available resources, although it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
> > CleanHouse 2003.
> >
> > Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
> > unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically
stored
> > within Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced
> > months later when I had forgotten about them.
> >
> > Wife 1.0 also has an automatic diary, explorer and email filter, and
can,
> > without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products
have
> > no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
> >
> > Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring
> > ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and HairstyleExpress which needs to
> > be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child
> > processes that drain my resources. These unfortunately conflict with
some
> > of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an
illegal
> > operation.
> >
> > Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my hard drive, it often crashes.
> > Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called MotherInLaw,
> > which can't be turned off.
> >
> > Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could
> > beproblems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
> > detects Mistress 2003 it tends to delete all of your Money files before
> > uninstalling itself.
> >
> > Any ideas?
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