A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While >on the operating table she had a near death experience. > >Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" > > >God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." > >Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a >face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had >someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! > >Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make >the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the >hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an >ambulance. > >Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another >43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" > >(You'll love this!!!) > >God replied: "I didn't recognize you."
