Deer CampThe guys were all at a deer camp. They had to bunk two...

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    Deer Camp

    The guys were all at a deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one
    wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it
    wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they
    voted to take turns.

    The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning
    with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
    happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and
    watched him all night."

    The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing
    - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
    happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the
    roof. I watched him all night."

    The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
    player; a man's man.

    The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
    "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what
    happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl
    into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and
    watched me all night."




 
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