One that takes it up the rear constantly and has gone broke...

One that takes it up the rear constantly and has gone broke years ago but just whinge on forums about crap stocks now: Pillow Biters


One that doesn't go broke in the market makes plenty, loses plenty and stays afloat even after brokerage costs!!: A Guru


One that makes money consistently with the occassional losses but still in front: A Legend


One that makes its always, on every stock, unfailingly: God


ROFL