Describe your job badly

Here's a laugh.

Describe your job badly. Don't say what you do, just describe it poorly (but accurately). Guessing what people do after they've posted is encourared.

Eg, for me, this is:

I sit on my butt all day. Ocassionally, I talk to people, then I write down what they tell me. I then ask them if what I wrote was right. Then I re-write it. I am paid well for this.