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18/02/20

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Originally posted by btmo: ↑

Here's a laugh.

Describe your job badly. Don't say what you do, just describe it poorly (but accurately). Guessing what people do after they've posted is encourared.

Eg, for me, this is:

I sit on my butt all day. Ocassionally, I talk to people, then I write down what they tell me. I then ask them if what I wrote was right. Then I re-write it. I am paid well for this.

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I am the CEO of a Bank,, I ripp everyone off, get payed Millions,,, then they fire me and I get even more Millions,,
Then I become an Ambasadore,or Polli,, and screw people some more,,,and get a free driver to take me to the Hoe House.
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