I did hear he bought some really cheap pumps and converted them,...

I did hear he bought some really cheap pumps and converted them, to slowly distribute pain killers to the affected nether region,it's just the thing for all of those weary travellers, it's great for easing the pain from all those terrible hours flying first class,eating beluga caviar and quaffing it down with grange hermitage, I guess that's the price you pay for being top dog!