I find your humour rather lame ...To quote from iii -/t ... as...

I find your humour rather lame ...

To quote from iii -

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... as my life unfolded. By the time i was 30 i had been divorced twice and drank heavily. By the time i was 50 i was brassic lint-skint. I had worked day and night to get my life sorted after spending an absolute fortune on building up a fantastic business only to lose the lot to court order settlements to my ex wives. Now, approaching 56, i no longer bother to work, i nearly done my self in once with the strain of life's tribulations. I have turned to stealing and shoplifting.
...Yesterday, i visited my doctor for advice...i told him my history and said all i want to do is lay in bed till the afternoon, then i get up can't be bothered to wash. I SMOKE A COUPLE OF JOINTS drink a few cans and then stagger down to the Welfare for a bit of cash and was offered a job prospect to which i flunked at the interview. In sheer frustration i smashed a car windscreen, there was a mobile on the dash which i regret i stole and sold just for some fag money.
My doctor was sympathetic and said "Not to worry about it, common thing these days"
"Why is that Doc?" I asked
"You're getting younger", he said

Aye, right ... if ye cannnae bother yer airse wi researching properly, might be better no posting shii'te either?

Apols, felllow SGZ'ers ... some shiite just peeisses me orf!

Do I get a yellow for that? Lol - face of concern? :p