My son came and asked me today what the difference between Theoretically and Realistically.
I said "Son that is a hard one, but i will give it a go". I asked him to go and ask his mum whether she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars? He did this and she said "Yes". I then asked him to ask his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars? She also said "Yes". I then asked him to ask his brother Jamie if he would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars? He also said "Yes".
I said son there is your answer... Theoretically we have 3 million dollars but realistically we live with 2 slags and a poof.
