dines, page-18

Oly,Re anal checks for hidden explosives, Ive actually had that happen to me. Tel Aviv. Left my luggage unattended at 6.30 am outside the loo on a trolley. When i came back out they were [preparing to machine gun it .
Got the full treatment before the flight left. it was delayed by an hour because of it.
Didnt tell them id had baked beans for breakfast either.

moral-dont leave your luggage unattended at tel Aviv. They go psycho. Maybe not if youre jewish? Some of my friends have made me an honorary jew of sorts, tho Im not of that inclination. They are lots of fun.