If you mean John Howard, he already has a job.
And he is doing it very well by the way.
The lifeling-bodyguard position is open for you also, you and chuckles can both go.
Will certainly give the overall IQ of Australia a healthy boost if we can get rid of the two of you dangerously stupid half-wits at one time.
I hope you like instant noodles and squat-toilets.
Have a nice trip, dont bother to write.
