If you mean John Howard, he already has a job.And he is doing it...

If you mean John Howard, he already has a job.
And he is doing it very well by the way.

The lifeling-bodyguard position is open for you also, you and chuckles can both go.

Will certainly give the overall IQ of Australia a healthy boost if we can get rid of the two of you dangerously stupid half-wits at one time.

I hope you like instant noodles and squat-toilets.

Have a nice trip, dont bother to write.