dire straits

"Money for nothing and your chicks for free."

I know where the money for nothing is - it's on the WMC balance sheet! $70 million in cash ( I think WMC still owes its parent $15 million or so, so let's say $55 million after repayment of debt) and you can buy the whole company on market (well you can't actually, because the top shareholders have not sold a single share since the IPO) for just $28 million. By coincidence $28 million is half the cash pile WMC is sitting on! And the company, as an operating business, now has a history of spitting out cash. Unfortunately dividend payout isn't all that high.
Money for nothing all right.

Now as for those chicks for free. Where does one find them?