####disastrous news####

15 of the 400 people trialling CSL's bird flu vaccine have been badly injured trying to fly out of trees.
Another 68 people found sitting on piles of twigs and leaves trying to lay eggs.
6 people arrested for making strange crowing noises at dawn -upsetting their neighbours.
Government spokesperson says "It is early days in these trials - so we are stockpiling more Relenza for the event of an outbreak"

Biota spokesman said - "Our vaccine will work - not be a 5 minute fix"



***This post is for amusement only***
(Thought I'd better add that for the thick ones!)