Discussion with Australia Post

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    Me: Hi There, i understand that you now allow parcels to be sent to addresses with aboriginal names
    Auspost; Yes we are delighted with this innovation
    Me: I have a customer that want to receive are parcel, but cannot to the search postcode.
    Auspost: I am sure i can help, can you give me the address?
    Me; It's to the givmemoremonee tribe...
    Auspost Oh don't have that one...can you give me more detail
    Me: Of course., addressed to 'Big Chiefmaster of govermentripoffs'
    Auspost: er OK, which State?
    Me: Not specified, but declared as 'somewhere in the bush'
    Auspost: OK, do you have any further info as to the address
    Me: Of course, it's noted as 'Next to the rock with the 60000 year inscription on it' Hope that helps.
    Auspost: We will look into it. Is this parcel valuable?
    Me: No to me, but very valuable to the consignee
    Ausport: really why?
    Me: it's a reprint of '100 and 1 ways to rip the taxpayer off'
    Auspost.: Thank you for that.
    Me: And i would like insurance on the parcel.
    Auspost: Are you taking the piss?
    Me: Your started it.


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