disgusting joke

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    A man in a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open
    the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

    "But we're not a real bank," she replies, "we don't have any money,
    this is a sperm bank!"

    "Don't argue, open the fucking safe or I'll blow your head off," yells
    the man with the gun.

    She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the bloke says, "Take
    out one of the bottles and drink it."

    "But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously.

    "Don't argue, just drink it!" he shouts. She prises the cap off and
    gulps it down.

    "Take out another one and drink it too," he demands. She takes out
    another and drinks it as well.

    Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement
    it's her husband. "There," he says, "it's not that difficult is it,
    darling?"
 
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