A mixed freight passenger plane goes down over the jungle and smashes into the ground next to the expected tribe of cannibals.
As it was carrying a years supply of Pepsi for the big gold mine the Pepsi company sent out a rescue team to find the Pepsi and the crew.
The rescuers found the wreckage, but there was no sign of the Pepsi or the crew. Finally they came upon the cannibal village. They asked the chief if he had seen the crew and the Pepsi.
The chief said"Yep, we ate the crew and drank the Pepsi."
The rescuer said "My gosh, did you eat their arms?" "Yep, we ate the arms and washed them down with the Pepsi." "And did you eat their legs?" "Yep, we ate their legs and washed them down with the Pepsi." The rescuer then said:"I hate to ask you, but did you eat their--you know--things?"
Chief said: "Hell NO, every body knows Things go better with Coke."
