Of course it's fake. That's why I put it in the humour forum....

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25/02/17

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Originally posted by Justis ↑

Well this is the humour forum so I trust people realise this is fake and variation of this have been around for some time, orgigonaly it was suppose to have come from the white house and refereed to detainees iat the U.S. Naval Base at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba, here is bits of some other versions

[Collected on the Internet, 2002]
Ahmed’s meal requirements are simple, but we strongly suggest serving meals that do not require utensils,
particularly knives and forks. Also, these should be “one-handed” foods; Ahmed will not eat with his left
hand since he uses it to wipe himself after purging his bowels (which he will do in your yard) — but look on the bright side.. no increase in the toilet paper bill.

He generally bathes quarterly with the change of seasons, assuming that it rains, and he washes his clothes simultaneously. This should help with your water bill. Also, your new friend has a really bad case of body lice that hasn’t been completely remedied. Please heed the large orange notice attached to your detainee’s cage: “Does not play well with others.”

[Collected on the Internet, 2002]
Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a
subhuman form of property. However, he will be eager to assist with the education of your sons; have available for their use several copies of the Q’uran. Oh — and rest assured he absolutely loves animals, especially cats and dogs. He prefers them roasted, but raw is fine, too, if they aren’t more than 2 or 3 days dead.

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