This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:
Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ In a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ A beautiful, independent, Self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ Happened upon a frog as she sat Contemplating ecological issues On the shores of an unpolluted pond In a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap And said: ' Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ And then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ And set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ With my mother, ~~~~~~~~ Where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ Clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ And forever feel Grateful and happy doing so. ' ~~~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ As the princess dined sumptuously ~~~~~~~~ On lightly sauteed frog legs ~~~~~~~~ Seasoned in a white wine ~~~~~~~ And onion cream sauce, ~~~~~~~~ She chuckled and thought to herself: ~~~~~~~~ I don't frickin think so.
