Doctor, doctor...........Father O’Brian met Mrs. O’Shea, looking...

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    Doctor, doctor...........

    Father O’Brian met Mrs. O’Shea, looking worried, on her way home from the doctor’s. He asked her what the problem was.“Oh, Father, the doctor asked me for a specimen, and I don’t know what that is. Do you?”“Faith & begorrah!”, replied the priest. “I don’t, but I know who would. Mrs. O’Jones used to work for a doctor. Ask her.”“Oh, Father, she and I don’t get along well.”, said Mrs. O’Shea.“Ah, don’t worry your head about that. I’m sure if you ask politely, she’ll tell you.”, replied Father O’Brian.Next day the Father is out doing his rounds,and comes across Mrs. O’Shea, who is all banged up and scratched raw.“Mrs. O’Shea!”, exclaimed the priest, “What happened to you? Did you see Mrs. O’Jones?”‘Aye, I did tha”, replied the good lady grimly.“What happened? Did she tell you?”“I asked her what a specimen was, and she said “you pee in a jar”, so I said, “You shit in a can!” and the fight was on!”
 
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