The doctor had a really hot receptionist and this guy was so in love with her that he was forever making appointments with the doctor so that he could chat her up. The doctor knew what was going on but decided that since he was here he would run some tests. The tests showed that the fellow had a terminal illness. At the next visit the doctor said;"i've got some good news and some bad news". The fellow said:"What's the bad news?" The Doctor said: "you've got this terrible illness and you only have three months to live!" The fellow said:" Good grief, Thats terrible! Ok, so what's the good news?" The doctor said:" you know that red hot receptionist that I have in reception?' The fellow said excitedly;"yeh yeh yeh" The doctor said:"well I'm screwing her."
