A rabbit, a fox, and a bear were being drafted into their army. None of the 3 is pleased about it, and the only chance they have to avoid it is by being rejected during the medical exam.
As they wait in line at the doctor’s office, their desperation builds up until right before the rabbit’s turn.
The rabbit turns to the fox, “Fox, I might have a plan. Bite off my ear, trust me on this one!”
The fox does so, and the rabbit enters the office.
A few moments later, he gets out yelling, “I was rejected, guys!”
“Because of your ear?” they ask.
“Yes, because without it, I can’t detect the enemy as well,” says the rabbit.
“Good thinking,” they say.
And with that in mind, the fox turns to the bear, “Rip my tail off!”
The bear doesn’t even hesitate and does so.
Then, the fox takes his turn in the office.
After a while, he comes back yelling, “I am rejected too! Without my tail, I can’t be as sneaky and agile as I need to be.”
Now it was the bear’s turn to ask, “Quickly, guys, knock out all of my teeth, because a bear without teeth isn’t scary at all!”
The rabbit and the fox start beating the muzzle of the bear, completely breaking his face until there was not a tooth left in his mouth.
He then proceeds to go inside the doctor’s office.
Not long after he gets out, he shouts, “Rejecwew!”
“Nice,” they say. “Because of your teeth, right?”
“No, because they saw me get beaten up by a fox and a rabbit,” says the bear. "They are recalling both of you to go back in."
