OK, let's dive right into the funniest dog jokes. Beware though, some of these jokes about dogs are pretty ruff.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard! Its the best thing for a hot dog.

Policeman: "Excuse me Mr, but were you aware that your dog has been chasing a guy on his bike"

Dog Owner: "Are you nuts? My dog is not even able to ride a bike"

Why did the Eskimo name his dog "Frost"?

Because "Frost" bites.

Which dog always knows what time it is?

A watch dog.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard! Its the best thing for a hot dog.

Policeman: "Excuse me Mr, but were you aware that your dog has been chasing a guy on his bike"

Dog Owner: "Are you nuts? My dog is not even able to ride a bike"

Why did the Eskimo name his dog "Frost"?

Because "Frost" bites.

Which dog always knows what time it is?

A watch dog.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can

Two guys walking throw a park and see a dog licking it's balls, one guy said to the other "Gees I wish I could do that" the other guy replies "I suggest you pat him first"

A rottweiler, a poodle, and a german shepherd are sitting at the vet...

The German shepherd turns to the poodle. "So, why are you here?"

The poodle hangs his head. "My master left me in the house for a whole day, so I couldn't help it, I had to go on the floor! He's kind of a prick, so he's putting me down."

The two other dogs shake their heads. The poodle asks the rottweiler, "How about you, why are you here?"

The rottweiler grunts. "My master's got a five year old boy. He kept pulling my tail and my ears, so I nipped at him. Now I'm being put down." He looks to the German Shepherd, "How bout you?"

"Oh, well, ok, my master is a hot college girl. Now, I'm not fixed, and I haven't been around any bitches lately, so one day she's in the shower, and well, my animal instincts take over. I couldn't help myself

The rottweiler shakes his head. "So you're here to be put down too, then."

"What? Oh, no. I'm getting my nails trimmed."