No joke, I'd happily go to gaol for murdering anyone who stole our dogs.
The other day whilst swimming one of our little dogs when for a wonder, we were all calling out for him, but he can be a little ignorant $#!^ when he wants to and didn't come to us.... Anyway there were these other people just down the dirt track and I started walking towards them while calling my dog, then this big yobbo looking bloke stands in the middle of the dirt track with his chest out and arms crossed trying to posture "don't come down here". I yell out to him,
"Have you seen a little dog?.
He didn't reply, just stood there like some 'bouncer tryhard' , then I see my dog is right next to him pissing in the bushes, the dog finally acknowledges be called an run over to me...
I have no doubts that the yobbo was hoping we'd leave without the dog (that would never happen) and would have tried taking it.
Some people a such scum.