I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Woolworths and was > in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. > On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again, > although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital > last > time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive > care > ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both > arms. > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way > that > it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat > one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally > complete so I was going to try it again. > > > I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by > now > enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. > Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition > because I had been poisoned. > I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking > my > balls and a car hit me. > I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so > hard as he staggered out the door. > Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food?? >
