An old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would
> like to withdraw $500.”
> The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the
> ATM.”
> The old lady then asked, “Why?”
> The teller irritably told her, “These are rules. Please leave if there
> is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.”
> She then returned the card to the old lady.
> The old lady remained silent.
> But then she returned the card to the teller and said, “Please help me
> withdraw all the money I have.”
> The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She
> nodded her head, leaned down and said to the old lady, “My apologies
> Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank does not
> have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come
> again tomorrow?”
> The old lady then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?”
> The teller told her, “Any amount up to $300,000”
> The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000
> from her account.
> The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady *respectfully*
> The old lady put $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the
> balance of $299,500 back into her account.
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