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21/01/20

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Originally posted by bendigo: ↑

An old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would

> like to withdraw $500.”

> The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the

> ATM.”

> The old lady then asked, “Why?”

> The teller irritably told her, “These are rules. Please leave if there

> is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.”

> She then returned the card to the old lady.

> The old lady remained silent.

> But then she returned the card to the teller and said, “Please help me

> withdraw all the money I have.”

> The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She

> nodded her head, leaned down and said to the old lady, “My apologies

> Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank does not

> have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come

> again tomorrow?”

> The old lady then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?”

> The teller told her, “Any amount up to $300,000”

> The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000

> from her account.

> The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady *respectfully*

> The old lady put $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the

> balance of $299,500 back into her account.

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