donkey vote

hello fellow investors, lords and ladies and others. If you are happy with your sex life then read on. You reckon your stock is a dog? an absolute grunter pig dog unwashed heathen of a mother f....r? well how bout we adopt LKO as our yardstick against which all other stocks are measured. 70 years 'o pokin' sticks in the ground and no gusher. Nought oil seepin' into yer socks. No gas to keep the home fires burning. Just always askin for more spondooley, more and more. And with Gippsland slowly sinkin into the sea from all the holes drilled in it leaves just enough time for me to declare this the King Kong Donkey of all shares now and to come.