Two campers are walking through the forest when they suddenly...

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    Two campers are walking through the forest when they suddenly encounter a grizzly bear.

    The bear rears up on his hind legs and lets out a terrifying roar.

    Both campers are frozen in their tracks.

    The first camper whispers, "I'm sure glad I wore my running shoes today."

    "It doesn't matter what kind of shoes you're wearing, you're not gonna outrun that bear," replies the second.

    "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU," he answers.

 
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