Sorry if it is a repeatWanda's dishwasher quit working so she...

Sorry if it is a repeat

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she
had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key
under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll
mail you a check.. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't
bother you."
"But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my
parrot!"
"I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But, just as
she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing, and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied,
"Get him, Spike!"
See.....men just don't listen!!